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I would hate to be Normal !

 I'm 46, and live in Birmingham UK... I decided to put this website together for a bit of fun, and to hopefully bring a smile to a few people..... anyway, lets examine what being normal means shall we.
 
 
Being Normal, is a horrible thing to contemplate. It basically means you must do as everyone else does, dress as everyone else dresses,  in other words, Live the way our society thinks is Normal
 
Well to Hell with all that - I do what I want to do, I like to Be different You see folks, the way I see things is this.. Its My Life, and I live it the way it makes me  happy. I don't go around telling anyone
else how to live their lives, so no one has the right to tell me !! 
 
If that means I'm NOT Normal, thats wonderful !! 
 
I have a great T-shirt here,
which states...
"I Don't Give A FUCK What You Think"
 
I'm my own person, and I really don't 
care what anyone thinks. As long as
I'm not breaking any laws, then

I do what I like, and To Hell with

what society thinks of me !!.
 
I like to get as much fun out of life as possible,
and I get a great deal of pleasure from making
people laugh. After all, this world of ours is
a sad enough place as it is. 
 
I've took it upon myself to try and spread a
little happiness and laughter in this world of
ours,  and thats why I've designed this website.
 
Ladies and Gentlemen...
 
WELCOME TO 
 
     DAVES CRAZY
 WORLD OF COMEDY
 

Some information about my personal history: where I grew up, where I went to school, various places I've lived.... Blah, Blah, Blah....
 
Thats what this web page suggested I
write here. What a load of bloody rubbish !! 
Why the hell would I want to bore you all
to tears, telling you that, when I can write
a Nice, "Love" Poem here instead.
 
 
 
The wonderful love of a beautiful maid
The love of a staunch true man
The love of a baby unafraid
Have existed since life began
But the greatest love the love of love
Even greater than that of a mother
Is the tender infinate passionate love
of one drunken sod to another
 
 
There ya go. Much better than reading another load of crap about me.

Time for some Beer
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Anyone care to join me ?

Even my dog thinks I'm Crazy

Relaxing

Its a serious business writing comedy.. so what better way to relax, than having a few beers in my garden, in beautiful snow covered surroundings, and the nice fresh, below freezing temperatures.... ahhh Paradise

Favorite Comedy
 
Monty Python
 

Here's a list of some of my favorite movies:

All Python Movies
 
The Green Mile
 
Lord of The Rings
 
 

Two of my favorite Books
 
Constipation ......  Mustapha Shit
Fell off a cliff ..... Eileen Dover